July 2012
80 posts
If you download music illegally in Jamaica
does that make you
A PIRATE OF THE CARIBBEAN
With the money I make today, I’m going to buy candy…and stuff!
– An 81 year old man I just saw on t.v.
BAHAHAHA!
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass...
When your friend gets insulted and the best you...
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